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she stole it fast & with a multitude of casualties ([personal profile] hot_tramp) wrote2013-04-03 10:55 pm
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Cover letter swag

Randomly, LinkedIn sent me an email today full of local job listings, and it actually included a job I am qualified for and might even like. I am employed at the moment, but we're trying to relocate 20-30 miles south, and that commute would not work. This company is about five miles north of the neighborhood we have our eye on, and you can take surface streets from point A to point B instead of slogging through freeway traffic. We wants it, precious.

So I applied. I had to redo my resume, but it was surprisingly fun. I tend to remember my failures more intensely than my successes, but damn it, I've done some good shit. I migrated a company's (small) website from a static HTML brochureware site to a CMS, and added a bunch of rad content. I brought a neglected AdWords campaign back from the dead and monitored ROI like a madwoman. I wrote informative, clear blog posts and product copy. Tonight, I feel like I don't suck.

I kind of hate applying for writing jobs, though, because I feel I must exercise CONSTANT. VIGILANCE. lest a typo or homophone get through. (Embarrassingly, I have been typing "then" instead of "than" lately, not because I forgot which is which, but apparently because my brain cannot think at 85 wpm, which is how fast my fingers are moving.) I also obsess over cover letters when I apply for a writing job. My cover letter is my audition. Particularly when one is applying to write sales copy. Copywriter, sell thyself. I got cute with it and listed out my "features and benefits." I basically swung my dick around for the entire thing, bragging like god's gift, and managing to do so without lying at all! Turning off the humility and turning on the grandiosity is a good exercise.

Anyway, if they don't call me, no big. I have a job. I can look for a more different job at a leisurely pace. This is the first time that's happened in ... just about exactly five years, I think. It feels good.
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[personal profile] calamity3jane 2013-04-04 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
nicely done. ;) a bit of dick swinging never hurt nobody

[personal profile] yallya 2013-04-04 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Wooo!! You DO rock!

Woo hoo!

[personal profile] polydee 2013-04-09 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I've noticed that the quality of the job leads coming through LinkedIn has improved markedly in the past year or so. I've gone from ignoring them all to politely replying to a lot of them even if I'm not currently interested.

[personal profile] billybox 2013-04-14 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
That's so funny. I just got a job listing through them too. Normally I find stuff I'm only borderline qualified for, or far away, or for way too little money. But a perfect one (other than commute) cam through a couple weeks ago and I have an interview Monday.